I Describe a Movie I Just Watched In Detail
I'm doing something different for this blog. This blog is dedicated to the movie The Net. I've never seen this movie before. This movie is epic for many reasons. Below, I summarize the whole movie in 2 pages. Enjoy, my perception on the movie.
The Net (1995) Starring Sandra Bullock
So, Sandra Bulluck plays a freelance computer analyst who has no friends. I mean seriously, she has no friends in this movie. She is a loser. The only person she knows is her mom and her mom has dementia (so her mom doesn't even know her). Her job is to fix glitches in computer games from home. So, once again she has co workers she hasn't even met. She is a homebody.
The story starts with her at home using the “net” to order pizza, chat online, and using the computer to emit an image of a fireplace. I mean this cute successful lady has no friends, no family except for her mom who can't remember sh*t, and one co worker who ends up dying in a plane crash.
The plot thickens when there is virus or computer glitch in one of the video games she has to fix. This virus allows the “bad guys” or “hackers” to get into everyone's identity and change it. The bad guys know Sandra Bullock is really smart and can help them. They also know she has the “disk” with the virus on it. The bad guys want this disk from her.
So, Sandra goes on vacation to Mexico. Who does she go with? Herself, because she is a loser. The bad guy follows here to Mexico and they meet on the beach. She has no idea what's going on though (in other words she has no idea he is the bad guy). They order drinks and get to talking on the beach. They totally hit it off. So, the bad guy and her go to dinner later that night. They laugh, take a picture, and take a long walk on the beach. The bad guy pays off this Mexican guy to rob her while they are on the date. So, while they are walking on the beach this Mexican guy snatches her purse and runs off into the jungle. The bad guy follows him in. They both search the purse for the disk and find it. The bad guy then kills the Mexican and throws away the purse. But before he goes back to his date, he cuts his hand with a knife to act like he tried getting her purse back. She takes care of his hand by bandaging it. Then, they go for a boat ride. You can tell he wants to kill her but they start cuddling on the boat. Before you know it, they sleep together aka have sex on the boat. Sandra sleeps with the bad guy!! WTF??? He goes downstairs to make a drink and when he comes back up, he notices she found his gun. She just slept with a guy who is now going to kill her. She also confided to this guy that she has been in only 2 relationships. The last relationship ended because she slept with her shrink who was married. What's wrong with you Sandra? Sure know how to pick them....... not! So, he grabs the gun back from her and shoots at her but the gun is not loaded. So, he attacks her with his hands but Sandra burns him with a cigarette on his face and then knocks him unconsciene. She grabs his wallet and disk that's in the lower cabin of the boat. Then flees the boat on this little boat thats attached to the big boat. He arises from his concussion and jumps off the big boat on to the small boat. She gets the motor started after several tries. He is trying to climb in the dingy but she veers into the big boat and “thud” he falls off. She drives off frantically in this little dingy into what I thought was the middle of the ocean and hits a little rock island a couple hundred feet away. Maybe, you should've stopped Sandra or turned???? Dumb Hoe!! The next scene of her is in a Mexican hospital run by nuns. She was found by a fisherman near the shore. Oddly enough, the Mexican doctor is smoking. Not sure why they put that in the storyline.
She gets back to the resort she was staying at and tries to get her room key so she can get her stuff and go back to america. But the resort says she already checked out. She has to go to embassy to get a temporary id card. Here she realizes her identity is stolen. The bad guy has stolen her identity. She is no longer Angela Bassett. Her new identity is Judy Marx I think. So, she gets her new identity but is very confused. When she arrives back home to San Francisco, her car is not at the airport where she parked it. Even worse, her house is for sale when she gets back home. The bad guy is waiting outside her house to try to get her. The cops are at the house to because she is creating a fuss. They take her temporary id which is Judy still and run her id to see if she has any records. The bad guy knows this and inputs things on her record like that she is wanted for prostitution and robbery. So the cops try to arrest but she escapes.
It's funny because no one knows her except her doctor. Her doctor who is played by Dennis Miller helps her out. He takes her to a motel and he is expecting to do her. She is frantic saying people want to kill her and all Dennis Miller does is crack jokes and talk about doing her. So the bad guys know that Dennis Miller is trying to help her and they end up killing him by giving him penicillin which he is allergic too. The bad guy gets into the hospital and changes his IV bag. This bad guy is unstoppable. Sandra Bullock goes to the hospital and sees that dennis miller died which is the only person that knows her. She is pissed and breaks a computer then runs out and takes Dennis Miller's car.
In essence, she steals a dead man's car. The car is reported stolen and they have a high speed pursuit. Sandra crashes the car in a valley down by a river. She runs out and the cops give chase. They finally catch her and throw in her jail. Sandra is in jail for a day and tries to tell her attorney that people are changing her identity. She sounds bat sh*t crazy. She calls her mom to have her identify her, but her mom can't, because her mom doesn't remember sh*t. But low and behold she is bailed out of jail by dennis miller's fbi friend. He bails her out and they talk but soon realize that this guy works for the bad guy. She takes the wheel and makes the car crash. The car crash happens right in front of the bad guy which leads to another chase. She so happens to run to a raising bridge while he gets stuck on the other side. So she books another hotel. Not sure where she is getting this money but she sees on the news that she is wanted for murder now. Now there is a bad girl to go with the bad guy. The bad girl is the one that took her identity. She is acting as Angela Bennett. She is the one that took her job at this computer place. She is the real Judy Marx. So, Sandra Bullock finds out where she works and goes there so she can hack into the computer because she need's the bad girl's computer to fix the problem. So she sneaks into the corporate office of the computer place and finds out who stole her identity. She then makes the fire alarm go off and people have to leave the building. This is when Sandra Bullock goes to the bad girl's computer and finds out all of the bad information and who is behind all the hacking. It's this super bad guy named Jeff Gregg who is a millionare who made a computer anti virus program. But the program is not an anti virus program it actually is a hacking program. Nobody knows this but sandra bullock and the bad guys. So she gets all that information on a disk and then leaves the computer before the bad girl comes back to her desk. The bad girl knows this so once again they chase her. Ironically, when they chase her out of the building down the street, sandra finds a computer convention going on. How convienent that there is a computer convention going on? So, she goes to a computer with the disk with all the information on it and emails the FBI with this information. The bad guy sees her doing this and another chase begins. The bad guy ends up killing the bad girl thinking it was Sandra Bullock. How dumb is this bad guy? I know right? So, they are some catwalk of a building and sandra ends up killing him with a fire extinguisher. The next day she moves into her house with her mother. Her mother is apparently her gardener now because she is seen garderning. Her mother still doesn't know who the hell she is though. So, the 2 people she knew in this movie besides her mother were killed by the bad guy. Sandra Bullock has no friends in this movie. Her only “friends” were her doctor and the co worker that she only talked to on the phone but never met in real life.
Conclusion
Get a life Sandra Bullock. Now I know why Jesse James cheated on you.
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