Sandusky Eyes
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| The locker room |
The mens locker room. It's where men can be men. It's a place where
men can let their worries go. It's a place where guys can let it
hang literally and figuratively. It's a place where you can relax
and be unbothered by society's problems and issues. It's a place of
serenity, tranquility, and peace. It's an escape from the stresses
of today's fast pace technology. It's a place where you want to just
tune out.
But...but... but... there's always some old f*ck
who messes it up for everyone. There's always one d@mn
old guy who wants to talk to you. Moan about the soap dispenser that
doesn't work. B*tch about Obama. Complain about this. Complain
about that. Not only does the old man complain but he complains
while he is naked. He is a naked complainer. He b*tches and moans
naked while your naked. He does this when he is changing...when your
changing ….when your showering … when he's showering... when he
is in the bathroom.... when he is shaving... brushing his teeth. The
list goes on. Everything has got to be done when he is NAKED. The
old man won't talk to you when he is clothed, that's against the old naked man locker creed. The old man will only talk to you when he is naked
or when your about to get naked.
F@ck the old naked guy in the locker room
who tries to talk to me! He has no wisdom to give. If he had wisdom
he would have the sense not to talk to me while I'm getting dressed,
or in the shower naked, or taking a sh*t naked. F*ck old guys and
their wisdom. Here's some wisdom old naked man that is reading this
(which he probably not because he doesn't know how to use the
Internet). DON'T TALK TO DUDES WHILE YOUR NAKED IN THE MENS LOCKER
ROOM AT THE GYM!
Go about scrubbing your low riding balls and keep
me out of it. Thank you very much.
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| "Sandusky Eyes" |
It seems to never fail that an old dude will stare at my youthful nut
sack wishing that he had a nice lift to his balls. Maybe... its in
my head, although I highly doubt it. Lets take a look at situation I
had at the gym the other day and you be the judge. Coincidence or
Sandusky Eyes? For those who don't know what Sandusky Eyes
means... it's when an old man stares at younger men in a deviant
way.
I arrive to the sauna and I'm only the one. Yes... time for some
rest and relaxation I think to myself. The sauna at this particular
gym is set up with a window that faces the lounge in the locker room.
I'm sure the window is there for safety reasons. You can watch the
clock and often see members walk back and forth. I find my seat which is easy because I'm the only one in it. I plop
down and glance at the time just to get a gauge on how long I will be
in there. As I look at the time I see an old man
in the lounge sitting down “watching tv”. We lock eyes and instantly I'm uncomfortable. Coincidence or Sandusky Eyes? I'm not sure what to
think? I'm on high perv alert in where I think the world is full of
creeps and I'm being stared at by a lot of creepy dudes. With that
being said, I immediately move to the seat over to the left so this
man can't see me. He is still sitting in his chair but he is no
longer in my view. I'm at peace and now can sit back and relax. 5
minutes pass and I can see the old man move from his chair and slowly
walk pass the sauna window. He is different from the other members
who walk pass the sauna window. This guy looks in as he walks by, as
other members just keep their head straightforward. Coincidence or
Sandusky Eyes? Then again 2 minutes later he walks by the
window walking the other way by looking in. Hmm... is he lost? Did
he forgot something in his locker room? Then... after walking by the
window he comes in the sauna... naked with a towel. I assumed he
just showered and he is in there to dry himself off. I don't make
eye contact and keep to myself. He is vigorously drying off his foot
long balls that almost dangle a few inches from the floor. He is
scrubbing away at those nuts. I'm surprised he didn't blow a nut and
have nut leakage. He drys himself, then leaves the sauna. As he
walks out the door I passively aggressively give him the middle
finger behind his back and whisper “f*ck you”. I'm not going to
call out a pervert for wanting to see my young supple body. There is
no way he will admit it. I'm in a lose lose situation. Is it a
coincidence or Sandusky Eyes that he came into the sauna while
I was in there alone?
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| Old Man Pervert |
I stay in there 10 minutes longer because I don't know what this guy
is up to. He knows I'm going to have to shower after the sauna
eventually. If he was a smart creep he would've acted
like he was going to shower when I was going so he could watch me
wash my smooth sun kissed skin. But he didn't, he is a dumb creep. I hit up the showers hoping that the
coast is clear. I un change to get naked so I can shower in the
showers. Low and behold this old mutha f*cka has a locker in the
locker aisle that can see the showers. Coincidence or Sandusky
Eyes? I'm like just my fricking luck.. this dude would have an
aisle where he can see all the dudes shower at once. There is no
heterosexual way to shower if you feel like you are being
stared at by a old creep. Don't get twisted this guy is not a homosexual. Old guys are
not gay. They are f*cking dirt bag creeps who want anything that is
young. So how do I shower? Do I turn myself away from him? But then he will see my
@$$. Do I not show my @$$ and show him my frontal? But then he will
think I want to give it to him. Either way you need to sacrifice
your butt or your junk. You can't shower sideways to a creep because
he can see both parts in action. I guess it depends on what your
working with. I could creep out this old guy with my lil unit and
pubes but maybe he has a big pube fetish. Then I think you can never creep out a
creepy old dude. They seen it all. So he is changing still while I'm
showering. I take a quick shower, go to my locker, and get quickly
dressed.
At this time, I believe that this guy has left. My locker
room is in the 2nd isle to the exit so I see everyone come
and leave. I'm at my locker, drying off you know minding my own
business. At this point I'm in my underwear and I think I'm in the
clear. I usually look at passer bys out of curiosity. Low and
behold the creepy old dude is passing by on his way out. We lock
eyes again as I'm in my tight underwear. Really? Coincidence or
Sandusky Eyes? Just when you thought he left the locker room
he turns around and glances at me again. WTF! Then immediately turns
around to leave while getting another good stare in. He doesn't even
make it look like he forgot something. This is not a coincidence,
this is Sandusky Eyes in its purest form.
F off old perv with Sandusky Eyes!
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