Life Unemployed # 4
Intro/"Buttfirmation"
Things are not
getting better for me. I'm tired mentally, my confidence is
dwindling, and my butt hole is physically deteriorating. I got that
young diarrhea and I ain't scared to say it. I'm trying to stay
positive though, but I'm running out of ways of keeping my butt hole
healthy. So, I've resorted to doing affirmations for my @ss. I call
them assirmations or
buttfirmations.
Here is a few of
assirmations that I've been saying each morning to my
butthole.
"I'm grateful for
my @sshole. It's all that I am and all that is."
"I like my butt.
My butt is very lovable. Each day my butt does my best."
"My butt may be in
7 billion but my butt is also one in 7 billion!"
Try some of these
butt affirmations and I guarantee that your butt will get out of its
funk. I put a 100% guarantee on it. If your not satasfied with your
results from these affirmations, I'll personally take a look at your
@ss to see what's going on down there.
Jobs Applied For Thursday August 8th
- Culligan Water Delivery Driver- Yep, I want to be the Culligan Man!!! Nothing is sexier than being the Culligan Man! Think about how hot that would be? I would be bringing in gallons upon gallons of jugs of water to the thirsty. I would be a hero amongst all those dying of thirst. This has been the most exciting job opportunity I have applied for yet! Bar none. This is a product I could back up too. Water is healthy, especially Culligan water. Actually, I think the main reason I applied for this job is because I didn't want to do a dumb cover letter.
Job Update
I have an
interview for a part time job to be a YMCA Wellness Center Attendant
on Monday August 12th. However, the hours are Monday,
Tuesday, and Wednesday nights and Sunday mornings. Yeesh.... however, I'm going for the interview experience. I most likely will be hungover for this interview. This may give an advantage though.
Fun Fact of the Day
I needed a
breather from all of the job searching I've been doing. It's
tiresome and burdening. I needed to take my mind off things, so I
visited the ole Casino. It was time to put my worries away and make
some money. What else would I do, get a job? Yeah... okkkk....
because that is so eassyyy to do. So, knowing that money is scarce,
I went to a $5 Blackjack table with only $25. I actually felt like a
low life scum bag. Who goes to the casino when your unemployed
unless your retired? Low life slime balls and ME! I know you all
want to hear that I lost all my money, but instead I broke even. I
think God was giving me a chance to get the hell out of there before
I lose it all. Thank you God.
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